team win not
Cunning, Baffling, Powerful
[2005 Champs]
6 0
Mississippi Shakedown 5 (+1) 1
St. Sebastian’s Home for the Eldery & Convalescent 4 2 (-1)
Curse of the Zomboree 2 4
UntouchiballicA 2 4
Urban Plantain Workers Party 2 4
Stilettos 0 6
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status)
team win not
Holy Rollers
[2007 Champs]
6 0
Team U.G.G.H. 4 (+1) 2
Scurvy Dogs 5 1 (-1)
Ze French Revenge 2 4
Providence Burnsiders 2 4
BSRmadillos 1 5
Bat Seals 1 5
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status)
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Last Minute UPDATE!!

The Kommission stumbled upon a long lost missive from way back in 2005! Man, those were the days, huh? Zomboree and the Daggers duked it out for a Wildcard spot in the messiest game ever, Kevin stole the Daggers flag and hid in a Bodega, Penetrator wasn’t the Word Nerds anymore, but they weren’t the Holy Rollers yet either. Ahh... Well, to bring back those memories, and perhaps to remind some of the new* people what this great “sport” is all about, read this, from our Kommisioner in Exile, Stann McNabb.

* By new we mean people who aren’t that new, really, but who should know better.

The End Of Season Location Has Been Revealed.

We are partying at Ye Olde’ Firehouse 13 8pm until 2am. Beer by Narragansett. Music By Dweezy. Party by us.

Holy One More Regular Season Week!


Wow, this coming week is the last regular season week we have this year. Holy Rollers and CBP get one last week on the couch before Championship weekend. The Liberty Division Wild Card spot still appears up for grabs, and boy will there be a long day if things go the way they might go. BUT the real big question on everyone's mind is WHO SUCKS MORE? IS it the Providence Burnsiders, with their gleaming epulets, sideburns and moonshine? Or is it the Improbable Batseals, once a juggernaught of mid sized arena rock now relagated to the bargin bin at your local Strawberries.*

* do those even exist anymore? Also yes I left that photo up so you can see how beautiful the Batseals can be when they take the time to pretty up.

Due to a clerical error, Uncle Dweezy’s Back Woods Betting Pool disappeared for a couple of weeks.* But now we have found it. You can still place bets, he has no idea what week this is.

* Read this as: Dweezy got the Komission drunk and whore’d up and we forgot that we had some real work to do this past weekend. I would like to personally appologize for making Dweezy’s transcriber work while we all got black out wasted on good ol’ Providence 'Shine.


3 People from each team. Your best players, or your worst. We really don’t care. Its in TWO weeks. Championship weekend will be quite a spectical this year. What with us not deciding how to play the Loser’s Cup til that day and all...

A Game against Northhampton...

Exhibition(ist) game against Northhampton is... UNKNOWN!!!! THEY ARE AFRAID OF US. THEY WILL NOT RESPOND TO US. WE WIN BY DEFAULT!!!! I mean when they get back to us we will let you know.

Providence Kickball Kommission