team | win | not |
---|---|---|
Cunning, Baffling, Powerful [2005 Champs] |
6 | 0 |
Mississippi Shakedown | 5 (+1) | 1 |
St. Sebastian’s Home for the Eldery & Convalescent | 4 | 2 (-1) |
Curse of the Zomboree | 2 | 4 |
UntouchiballicA | 2 | 4 |
Urban Plantain Workers Party | 2 | 4 |
Stilettos | 0 | 6 |
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status) |
team | win | not |
---|---|---|
Holy Rollers [2007 Champs] |
6 | 0 |
Team U.G.G.H. | 4 (+1) | 2 |
Scurvy Dogs | 5 | 1 (-1) |
Ze French Revenge | 2 | 4 |
Providence Burnsiders | 2 | 4 |
BSRmadillos | 1 | 5 |
Bat Seals | 1 | 5 |
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status) |
Get Ready... the teams vying for the Loser’s Cup will be decided very soon, but the Finals and Winners cup race has been decided by this past weekend’s Wildcard games. Thanks for coming down, and be sure to come down this weekend to cheer on your favorite.
Slam Dixon and Diaphanous Baum will be announcing from remote locations. We are sending Diaphanous to Columbus, Ohio, where Ohio Stadium is being outfitted with a Jumbotron for new kickball fans to watch our Championship games. Already bookies in Columbus are making their picks, and scalpers are selling tickets to the ’tron show for as much as $160, and it’s only Monday. Slam will be checking in from Giants Stadium, New York, where they will be hosting a similar kickball experience. Ever since Kickball made it into the Olympics, the sport and media coverage of it has just blown up.
3 People from each team. Your best players, or your worst. We really don’t care. Its in TWO weeks. Championship weekend will be quite a spectical this year. What with us not deciding how to play the Loser’s Cup til that day and all...
Ok, we’re gonna change things up this year. Because the last few games are between teams that are actually good, we are going to make the DIVISION Championship games 6 INNINGS! Yes.. get ready. The FINAL game of the day will be 7 INNINGS!! That’s right, let’s make it good this year. The Loser’s Cup, on the other hand, may be shortened. We’ll see.
We are partying at Ye Olde’ Firehouse 13 8pm until 2am. Beer by Narragansett. Music By Dweezy. Party by us. Bring it... Presentations of the Cups, Hall of Fame inductees, and special honors decided by the PKK.
The Kommission stumbled upon a long lost missive from way back in 2005! Man, those were the days, huh?Ahh... Well, to bring back those memories, and perhaps to remind some of the new* people what this great “sport” is all about, read this, from our Kommisioner in Exile, Stann McNabb.
* By new we mean people who aren’t that new, really, but who should know better.