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 The Grand High Rules of Kickball 1. No hitting people in the head. 2. No "real" pitching. The pitcher's job is to roll the ball over the plate. 3. At the plate, four foul balls and you're out. It's OK to swing and miss and it's OK to not swing at all. There are no "balls" or "strikes". 4. No stealing. If you lead off, you gotta tag up if the ball is caught. 5. NO CRYING. 6. The Umpires are the law. 7. Games are 5 innings long. 8. Bribery is encouraged. Open corruption is the only fairness Providence has ever known. And Similarly... Please clean up after yourselves, treat the field and surrounding neighborhood with respect, eat plenty of delicious tacos, and generally try not to piss anyone off (especially the police.) We should all try to keep things friendly no matter how broken this brutal game of Kickball may leave your life. -Stan McNabb (PKL High Kommish-in-exile) |
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