team win not
Cunning, Baffling, Powerful
[2005 Champs]
6 0
Mississippi Shakedown 5 (+1) 1
St. Sebastian’s Home for the Eldery & Convalescent 4 2 (-1)
Curse of the Zomboree 2 4
UntouchiballicA 2 4
Urban Plantain Workers Party 2 4
Stilettos 0 6
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status)
team win not
Holy Rollers
[2007 Champs]
6 0
Team U.G.G.H. 4 (+1) 2
Scurvy Dogs 5 1 (-1)
Ze French Revenge 2 4
Providence Burnsiders 2 4
BSRmadillos 1 5
Bat Seals 1 5
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status)
You think this is a fuckin’ costume? This is a way of life.

 

ed.– We have managed to strap one of the undead to a keyboard. Though mostly dead, his cognitive faculties still sort of work, so here – without further ado – our new column.

 

Week Three Recapped

Zo b. -ree vvss Shack dd wn
Shakedown... raaaaghhhhh, brains, beeeeeeeeeeer, m,,,,, kickball... Zomb killl11lll111/ blooodasshferw bleeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrasfgsssss... RUUUUUNNNNNN... nnnnnnnnnnn kill..11lll zombieeeaeee4, braaaaaaaa innnnssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdd we loooooooooo000szzzzzze... sad.

Sincerely
Arthur Zachary Om’beh

 

ed.– okay so he’s not the most lucid writer. We’re working on it.

Providence Kickball Kommission