team win not
Cunning, Baffling, Powerful
[2005 Champs]
6 0
Mississippi Shakedown 5 (+1) 1
St. Sebastian’s Home for the Eldery & Convalescent 4 2 (-1)
Curse of the Zomboree 2 4
UntouchiballicA 2 4
Urban Plantain Workers Party 2 4
Stilettos 0 6
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status)
team win not
Holy Rollers
[2007 Champs]
6 0
Team U.G.G.H. 4 (+1) 2
Scurvy Dogs 5 1 (-1)
Ze French Revenge 2 4
Providence Burnsiders 2 4
BSRmadillos 1 5
Bat Seals 1 5
(Parens. indicate Wildcard status)
Wouldn’t you like to eat my neighbor.

 

ed.– We have managed to strap one of the undead to a keyboard. Though mostly dead, his cognitive faculties still sort of work, so here – without further ado – our new column.

 

Week SEVEN Recapped

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ZZZMOObeaaaaaa DRINK! GOOOOOOOOD.
ZOmoooooobuei DAAAANNCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZOmmmmmmvuye FFFFEAST!!!!!!!!!!!@(*^!@(*^
ZOMMMMMOMBEWUR QQWINIAINERRRRES!!!

Sincerely
Dr.Arthur Zachary Om’beh PHD, DDS, ULC, PPW, PKL, ASS

 

ed.– he’s getting better. I can see marked improvement. Oh wait he's trying to eat my foot. Never mind.

Providence Kickball Kommission