GENTLE NOTIONS, WEEK ONE (cont'd)
the game. That shit's fucking lame. But I digress. I remember a few parts of this game thanks to some white trash dude giving me a key bump of his Meth. Thanks dude. Let's see, I remember twitching, grinding my teeth, and being offered a pot brownie by one of those sweet, sweet hippies. They were cool. So thanks Gardeners, but I'm an upper kind of girl. Get me some blow brownies and my heart belongs to you. Yeah, I truly believe that if the Warriors had been in proper attire they may have scored at least one point.
East Side Blue Bloods v BSRmadillos
Alls I remember at this point is that BSR still isn't any fucking fun. Dude, fucking roofie those broads so we can get this party started. Let's remember that this is the point in time when I decided that I didn't have any scorekeeping responsibilities and drank some of Duffy's Jameson. Thanks, by the way. Next time, however, get me a whole fucking bottle you zombie bastard. The Blue Bloods are fucking killer, defeated their opponents by a whopping 708 points. What's that Ivy League education doing for you now? Huh? Fucktards.
Cunning, Baffling, Powerful v Kings of Kickball
You know, I don't want to be a dick or anything, but it seems like it's more like "queens of kickball." You fucking Mary's, how could you let a bunch of sober people beat your asses so horribly? You're giving the rest of us a bad name. Either way, Jason and Steve looked really good this week. You know, I've got this friend, she's pretty cool,
and she kind of has a crush on the two of you. She drinks a bit; I hope that's not going to be a problem. But that also means that she puts out. Right? Isn't that how it works? Meh. Seriously though, you both looked great. Like, really great. I don't know, maybe we could hang out some time. For reals, this time, I really don't remember shit about this games, besides how good Jason and Steve looked. I did, however, take one note during this game. The only game that I took notes for. And it reads like this: "UGH, A CHILD. FRENCH FRENCH." Can anyone tell me what that's all about? It seems to me like I might be playing for Cunning Baffling Powerful by the end of the season.
It seems like this season is shaping up to be quite the shit show.
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